People don't argue with me.
I'm not worried about putting on that extra five pounds.
People I don't like avoid me.
No need to worry about a ride home: I have an entourage.
People listen when I do their horoscope.
My kids actually return my phone calls.
I don't have to wait at the doctor's office.
I don't have to worry about split ends.
The saying "I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning just not as it applies to me" takes on a new meaning.
It's easier to talk my way out of a speeding ticket.
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