ME: I don't know which way is up. I am using the F-word too much. My poor dad is so offended.
BETH: It's okay, you can use it all you want with me.
ME: Fucking fucked fuckers fuck. Fuck it.
BETH: So what are you doing on Veterans' Day?
ME: I'm going to be a veteran.
BETH: Fucker.
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